Pérolas dos filhos de brasileiros que não aprenderam português:

- Que bagunça!
- What is that word, "bagu..."?
- Bagunça.
- Bagunça. What does that mean??
- Mess.
- My mom says that a lot. She comes to my room and says "Bagunça!".
- Yeah, mine too.

Outra - de outro cara:

- "Bosta" means shit.
- Really? My Dad says that all the time!!!